HOW MILK DUDS CAME TO BE THE FAVORED SNACK OF THE CARMINE STREET CINEMA

Incidentally, while comic in nature, this squib illustrates the author's familiarity with pre colonial history as well as Church lore regarding that history, the supremacy of Roman architecture, masonry and plumbing techniques, and general archaelogical practices regarding the provenance and authenticity of dig discoveries.
"The carmine Street cloaca clog," named after the Roman sewers which were marvels of engineering and are still in use today, a testament to the genius of roman culture in its practical understanding of the importance of cleanliness..
Tne apocrypal history of Carmine Street features a battle between two gangs of New York, the Carmines and the Pompeiis, each intent on preserving their dominance of Father Demo Square. The Pompeiis, aided by Blessed Bartolo, drove the Carmines back when Elijah ran off to Horeb to get away from Ahab.
Still, as the prophecy foretold, Elijah returned in glory to reform the Carmine Street Theeater and sell Caramellos and popcorns while musicals were presented for WAY off broadway prices.

THIS PART GOT LOST BUT I"LL PUT IT BACK.
it has to do with st paul,pasolini, st simon stock and a whole bunch of stuff
It may be difficult enough to find donated duds to use for fundraising, but how did the iconic sweets make their way to Mexico anyway? the mystery of how milk duds became a candy is often attributed to Holloway who could not get the candies to come out round, thus he supposedly called them "duds."
Scientists agreed that "pyrolclastic surges" from mount carmel prevented the possibility of the proper circular shape.
but a scroll madae from milk dud cartons found in a sewer grate in an alley off bleeker suggests that the candies were invented far earlier in recorded history.
The venerable Mary agreda who was known to bilocate from Spain to Mexico to teach the Aztecs about Jesus, once explained to Moctezuma that his addiction to Txollate would not in fact take him to heaven.
but I'll tell you what will, she said, leaning over confidentially and deftly revealing the scapular underneath her conventual robes.
(I'm not sure what congregation she belonged to.)
This scapolario is a sure sign of salvation.
The ruler, impressed, said "I'll trade you five ceremonial headdresses made from peacock feathers for one of those scapulars." .
the business savvy nun instead replied, "the carmelites need funds, what say we make a deal" and the chocoalte carmel